Are you kidding me with this adorably quintessential shit? I was gonna give Gwyneth Paltrow until the end of the year to step down and allow Elle Fanning to take her rightful place as the new universal standard of privileged white girl, but it looks like Ms. Fanning may have already stolen the crown. (Yes, the privileged white girl crown is a headband of bedazzled daisies.)
Don’t worry about Gwyneth, though. She had a good long run, and she’ll continue on in an emeritus position until Martha Stewart retires, at which point Gwenyth will become the universal standard of privileged white lady.
See kids? The circle of life even applies to celebrity fairytale lifestyles.
“ The problem, often not discovered until late in life, is that when you look for things in life like love, meaning, motivation, it implies they are sitting behind a tree or under a rock. The most successful people in life recognize, that in life they create their own love, they manufacture their own meaning, they generate their own motivation. For me, I am driven by two main philosophies, know more today about the world than I knew yesterday. And lessen the suffering of others. You’d be surprised how far that gets you. ”
Neil deGrasse Tyson (via nedhepburn)
Excellent.
(via coketalk)
Dear Coke Talk: On fun-sized advice.
What’s wrong with wanting life to be like a movie?
Wish-thinking is for children and idiots. Grow up.
I’ve accidentally fallen in love with a man who is the single parent of his 1-year-old son. This is not what I had planned out for myself. What do I do?
Get used…
(via dearcoquette)
(via 90s90s90s)



